But do you know what? It would be even better if they'd stop splitting us up when we 'get too rough' or too loud or excited. Honest they still treat us like babies sometimes.
Surely they can see I've learnt so much already I'm defo not still a baby? For a start I've twigged that if I put my front paws on the sofa, whoever's sitting there will pick me up and I can snuggle in for a nice warm ScrappySnuggle zzzzzz :-)
Also when I make a mistake and their voices go all loud and weird I've learnt to make my ears go flat to my head and my chin on the floor - works every time - they soon go back to the ooosandaahs again! 
And as for when I fancy a treat that's easy. I just sit down and look up at them and BINGO! they give me swift handful of nibbles, a ruffle on the bonce and loads of goodboys.
Then it's back to messing about till I feel peckish again tee hee :-)
I'm getting my toilets right aswell .... Ok so I'm starting to get them right anyway.... Today I got it wrong but I'd just had a sneaky slurp of someone's coffee and I got confused out of desperation. The need for ScrappySpeed to take me somewhere private took me off to the top of our stairs instead of the yard. Ho hum :-( 
Anyway, Tigger (that's one of my bros), he's bigger than me and I think cleverer but don't tell anyone cos I'm not letting on. Now Tigger's great, Tigger's soft & fluffy, Tigger can do anything. Except maybe get the better of me in a scrap come on Tigger bring it on ;-)
No seriously, Tigger made a mistake too today but did he get punished and put out in the rain for 5 minutes while they cleared it up? Nope. Not Tigger. He got treats and cuddles and aaawblesshims for ages. How unfair is that??!!!
So anyway yeah this dog's life ain't fair.
Gotta go ... back door just opened and the kids are out on the trampoline. Kids = sweets = ScrappySnacks :-)
Boobeedoo ... ScrappyDoo x
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